Grytpype Thynne: Oh, Neddie.
Ned Seagoon: Curses, I’m spotted.
Grytpype Thynne: Why are you wearing that leopard-skin?
Ned Seagoon: So that’s why I’m spotted.
Grytpype Thynne: Tell me, where are you taking that gold?
Ned Seagoon: I had to think of a good excuse.
Grytpype Thynne: You’re stealing it, aren’t you, Neddie?
Ned Seagoon: Blast! Why didn’t I think of that?
Grytpype Thynne: We’ll have to give you a week’s notice.
Ned Seagoon: Why? What have I done?
Grytpype Thynne: Nothing, but we’re having to cut down on staff. You see, there’s been a robbery. Um, would you get that van started while I get my hat and coat?
Ned Seagoon: You coming too?
Grytpype Thynne: There’s no point in staying. There’s more money in the van than there is in the bank.
Ned Seagoon: Very well, we’ll be partners.
Grytpype Thynne: Shake.
Ned Seagoon: I give you my hand.
Grytpype Thynne: I gave him my foot, it was a fair swap.
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