Eccles: Are you Neddie Seagoon?
Ned Seagoon: I am.
Eccles: Oh, good. You been waiting long?
Ned Seagoon: Yes.
Eccles: Who for?
Ned Seagoon: You, you idiot!
Eccles: Oh! Fine.
Ned Seagoon: Now, how do I get through the firing line to President Fred’s headquarters?
Eccles: How do you get there? You go straight up that road there.
Ned Seagoon: But they’re shooting down it!
Eccles: Oh! Don’t go that way! You take this road here. They’re not shooting up that one.
Ned Seagoon: That road doesn’t lead to it!
Eccles: Oh! Don’t take that one!
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The Best of British Comedy
