Neddy Seagoon: Well, these earplugs seem to be all right. How much do you want for them?

Grytpype-Thynne: 100 pounds.

Neddy Seagoon: How much do you want for them?

Grytpype-Thynne: 100- Aha. Take your earplugs out.

Neddy Seagoon: Why don’t you answer? I asked you, how much do you want for them?

Grytpype-Thynne: 100 pounds!

Neddy Seagoon: That’s funny. I can’t hear him.

Grytpype-Thynne: They cost 100- Look, take out the earplugs.

Neddy Seagoon: Stop all that silly miming, man! How much?

Grytpype-Thynne: 100 pounds!

Neddy Seagoon: I’ve had enough of this, Bloodnok. He obviously doesn’t want to do business. Come on, get out, get out! Get out! You steaming English idiot.

Grytpype-Thynne: No, no, no! Look here-
[door slams]

Neddy Seagoon: 100 pounds for earplugs we can hear through? Ha, ha, ha, ha! Ha, ha! Not likely!

 

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