Neddy Seagoon: Well, these earplugs seem to be all right. How much do you want for them?
Grytpype-Thynne: 100 pounds.
Neddy Seagoon: How much do you want for them?
Grytpype-Thynne: 100- Aha. Take your earplugs out.
Neddy Seagoon: Why don’t you answer? I asked you, how much do you want for them?
Grytpype-Thynne: 100 pounds!
Neddy Seagoon: That’s funny. I can’t hear him.
Grytpype-Thynne: They cost 100- Look, take out the earplugs.
Neddy Seagoon: Stop all that silly miming, man! How much?
Grytpype-Thynne: 100 pounds!
Neddy Seagoon: I’ve had enough of this, Bloodnok. He obviously doesn’t want to do business. Come on, get out, get out! Get out! You steaming English idiot.
Grytpype-Thynne: No, no, no! Look here-
[door slams]
Neddy Seagoon: 100 pounds for earplugs we can hear through? Ha, ha, ha, ha! Ha, ha! Not likely!
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